Well, well. That woke everyone up a bit, didn't it? Nothing like a little bit of chaos to make everybody get talkative. Hell, I haven't touched this network in weeks, and look at me. Change is happening already.

That said, who's up for some ultimate dodgeball on the quad?

So this break finally got interesting.

Because I jumped off Angel Falls.

Fucking amazing doesn't begin to describe it. And Greta, Agnes, and her dad handled it like the badasses they are.

Just saying.

[Private to Tobias Hastings]

Yo dude. How's the break treating you? Also, how long are we going to let this Scott and Andy shit go on?

So who would've figured that being forced to stay in the house would actually be a good thing? Not too sorry about missing the whole zombie breakout. I hope the people who got stuck with it are managing.

Anyway, the powers that be have finally let me out of the house... just in time for break. Gotta love the timing. Who's gonna celebrate with me?

Well, NA, look who finally got his PDA and necessary motor skills back. Talk about a trip. That was pretty shitty. In case anyone was curious, a stroke has like no upside. So yeah.

Anyway, what'd I miss? I'm def not going back and reading all the posts that happened while Corrina had my PDA. The mom and aunts are keeping me housebound for another week or so too, but I should be back after that. By the way, does this mean I can get out of finals?

[Filtered to LEFG]
So guys. What the fuck's up?

[Filtered to Toby]
Hey Tobes. How're things with Annie? Also, please tell me I don't have to come back to Andy and Scott being assholes. The last time I saw Andy's face it looked like he ran into the wall. Is that resolved or what?

[Filtered to Greta]
Hope you don't have any plans next week, because if you do, you're gonna have to break them.

Hello. My name is Corrina McCaffery, and I'm posting on behalf of my little brother Nick. Due to the unfortunate events of last night, my brother will be away from campus for a little while. He is in stable condition, so don't worry. However, his motor skills took a heavy hit, and he is certainly not capable of attending class, much less typing on his PDA. Rehabilitation is in progress. If someone could please notify his teachers, though, I'd appreciate it. Thank you.

[Filtered to Scott, Toby, and Andy]

Hey guys. Greta showed me how to set up a filter. She's been here all night, poor thing. I've only just met her, so I don't feel comfortable asking her for details. You guys, on the other hand, I have no problem with. What happened last night? Mom and the aunts are not happy, and I need to know what happened before Mela starts cutting strings. Nick, as you might have guessed, is in no condition to talk at the moment. So spill.

[Filtered to LEFG]

I'll have the stuff for the party by Thursday. All systems go.

[Filtered to Toby]

Rest easy, Tobes. Helle's gonna be well taken care of.

[Filtered to Greta]

Need a break from the dramatics. Wanna go out for some pizza?

[/Filters]


So, anyone seen Christian lately?

[Filtered to LEFG]

So about this costume party thing. Are you guys going to be lame or are we going to take advantage of the situation and do something a little more interesting?

I blame Crowley. There's def nobody else who would try to dye everybody purple.

A shout-out on a glittery flyer dropped from a plane and an endorsement from GossipNet, and I still didn't win? All I can say is the student body sure has their priorities messed up.

[Filter to LEFG, Toni, Annie, Christian, Greta, Quinn, Jamie]

It's 4th of July weekend, dudes. I'm thinking mainland Cali, beach BBQ, plenty of booze, fireworks cliff diving competition. Who's in?

An endorsement from GossipNet? Can't get much better than that.

So it seems the thing to do for a presidential candidate to endorse other candidates, so here you go, NA.

I endorse the following:

President: Nick McCaffery. But Alvin Greenthistle makes a close second.

VP: Ira Kazan

Capes: Toni Bjorkman

Gothic: Leticia Cantelon

Science: I don't know, looks like Science was scraping the barrel for a rep. Pass.

Remember, kids. Vote often.

Edit: Oh yeah, for Magic. Totally backing Coral Pearlman.

I would like to outline my platform for president.

1. I'm a team player and excellent at delegating power and responsibility.

2. I will make sure that there is enough scandal to keep GossipNet and the Phantom Newspaper worth reading.

Vote McCaffery 09.

So when do the political favors start getting handed out?

[Filtered to LEFG]

I'm thinking this election shit needs a LEFG ticket.

[Filtered to Greta]

Schoolwork getting you down yet?

Back to the grind. It's hardly been one day and I'm ready for another vacation. They made Pyrotechnics Science only this semester. How lame. Hope it wasn't because of my final project. Still, my schedule's not looking too bad:

- Chemistry (you can blow shit up in there too, I've heard)
- Exploration, Escapology, and Social Anthropology (I'm in it for the first two words; that last part sounds pretty boring)
- Pimp My Ride (hello motorcycle!)
- Professional Spelunking (climbing around in caves sounds like good shit to me)
- Spellcrafting I (because I should probably actually do something in Magic)

Also, I'm dropping the Doc's seminar. The only reason I was in it in the first place was to maybe get to go to Egypt. Since I've done that about as hardcore as someone can, I think I'll pass with a 'thanks, maybe next time.'

How's the rest of you guys' days looking?

[Filtered to LEFG, Annie, Toni]

Hey, anyone want to explain to me why everyone seems to be avoiding each other? Cuz between the one day spaceship trek back to Neo and skinny dipping at the beach, I seem to have fucking missed something.

EDIT: [Filtered to Scott]

Dude, are you in this house? Do you want to get out and have a beer with me?

[Filtered to Students]

Dude. Dude. This has been the most fucking amazing bender EVER. I haven't had anything but wine and beer for almost a fucking week now. Life is AWESOME.

Street performers are fucking rad. And the insults they have here; they have fucking balls.

Annie is a goddess.

We're gonna raid some fucking tombs.

I love Egypt.

Dude, this place rocks. The alcohol here is pretty fucking amazing. I totally made friends with this knife-swallower too. I think he's gonna show me some tricks. Fucking sweet.

[Locked to LEFG, honorary LEFG, Greta, Quinn, and Fergus]

So where the hell are all of you? Annie and Fergus are with me, but that's all I know. Don't die, okay?

Jesus, who decided exams were the way to cap off the end of a class? Everyone's too stressed to do their best, so what's the point? I'd blow through them, except I'm supposed to be proving something to my mom and aunts, so that lumps me in with the rest of the non-sleepers. Though blowing up the car for Pyro today was pretty fun.

I'm stuck here until Friday thanks to the Alchemy exam, so I figured I might as well go see Dean Lethbridge's crazy machine. Anyone else going? And who wants to start a pool on whether or not the thing explodes when she turns it on?